Picnic Pants

Picnic Pants
Is that a picnic in your pants or are you just happy to see me? These innovative pants improve the function over regular jean pants, allowing you to create an eating surface, or instant picnic table just by sitting with your legs criss-crossed.- whyiambroke.com

Why is this useless?
Because there's just no need for this it is like the Cutlericks. it doesn't need to exist.