The Ropeless Skipping Rope

This is an actual thing that exists
I kid you not this exists.

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 * TANGLE FREE- Cordless skipping rope, worry free about hitting your legs or tripping over the ropes. Keep you away from pain and disrupted while working out. Perfect jump rope for exercising in tight spaces or outside.
 * SUITABLE FOR ANYONE- Jump rope Suitable for all ages and all level jumpers. It is never too short or too long for anyone, height limitless.
 * WEIGHTED HANDLES- Each handle contains a removable 3 oz. weight, total weight of 0.68 lbs, heavy enough to make your workout feel like you are using the real deal. Industrial-grade smoothed steel tips make the jump rope spin much faster.
 * COMFORTABLE PADDED GRIPS- The grips are soft and quite comfortable even for long-time holding. Balls on the end of the short line help you know if you're synchronizing the hand movements properly.
 * STURDY & EFFECTIVE- Assist you to burn fat, lost weight; build body and keep healthy anywhere. It's portable and lightweight, so easy to fit the gym bag. Comes with one year warranty and 30-day money back guarantee.