Meatless meatballs

Meatballs
Meet the meatless meatball, it likes long strolls on the beach, nice sunny days. But what ever you do don't mention meat or non vegans. (this is useless as it is called a "MEAT"ball and you can't have a "MEAT"ball without MEAT)

Why is it useless?
Well it is meant to be a meatball you can't call something a meatball if it doesn't have meat. The thing in the picture is a veggie ball.