Motorised Ice Cream Cone

Motorised Ice Cream Cone
Say goodbye to dripping ice cream as you step into the future of snacking with the motorised ice cream cone. With the push of a button, the colourful and vibrant plastic cone begins to spin so the ice cream gets consumed evenly without melting and spilling to your hands.

Features include Also ik it is called MotoriZed but as an Aussie i can't bring myself to butcher english like that.
 * Removable cup is dishwasher safe
 * Automatically turns your ice cream for you
 * Won't drip your ice cream
 * Helps you avoid dripping melted ice cream on your clothes
 * Ice cream turns on removable dish at the push of a button
 * No more licking around the edges of a drippy cone
 * Requires 2 AA batteries (not included)
 * Removable cup is dishwasher safe.

Why is this useless?
Well first off how does this work? second won't this still throw ice cream splatter all over the place? also again minor inconvenience also imagine being to lazy to spin your ice cream that you decide to buy a motorised one.